Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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