is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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