we're blogging at a bar
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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