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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My dick has a subreddit
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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