Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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