Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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