return my video game
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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