i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
don't judge my taste in strippers
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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