fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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