listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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