How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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