I hate all girls vehemently.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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