If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
