I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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