arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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