you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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