its not stalking. its research.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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