Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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