i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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