the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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