Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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