Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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