The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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