She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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