My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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