do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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