can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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