fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
