spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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