Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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