Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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