Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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