There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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