That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I have aggressive nipples.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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