The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So apparently I’m into choking now
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