You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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