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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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