Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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