My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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