all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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