Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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