My balls are so social today.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
