I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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