why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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