ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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