At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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