hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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