i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Green mimosas i think yes
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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