And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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