The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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