I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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