sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
