we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
