have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Fuck appropriateness.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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