Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I understand Curling. That high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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